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The Two Faces of Whiskey

Speech in the Mississippi House of Representatives 1950

Representative Noah S. “Soggy” Sweat:

“My friends,

“I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey.

“If when you say whiskey you mean the devil’s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.

“But;

“If when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman’s step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life’s great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.

“This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.”

Source:  http://orig.clarionledger.com/news/0305/25/oorley.html

Cheers!

Bob Reagan

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College Majors

Time Magazine, re-inventing itself to compete in the 24/7 cable news and Internet environment, has come up with a number of Top Ten and Bottom Ten lists.  Lists, of course are fascinating for many people, and grab one’s attention. The lists apropos to this back-to-school time of year are, what majors to take in college. If pay is your criteria, here are those to seek and those to avoid.

Ten Best Paying Undergraduate Majors (and median income)

10. Mining and Mineral Engineering $80K
9. Metallurgical Engineering $80K
8. Mechanical Engineering $80K
7. Naval Architecture and Marine Engineering $82K
6. Electrical Engineering $85K
5. Chemical Engineering $86K
4. Aerospace Engineering $87K
3. Mathematics and Computer Sciences $98K
2. Pharmacy and Pharmaceutical Sciences and Administration $105K
1. Petroleum Engineering $120K

Ten Worst Paying Undergraduate Majors (and median income)

10. Health and Medical Preparatory Programs $40K
9. Visual and Performing Arts $40K
8. Communication-Disorders Sciences and Services $40K
7. Studio Arts $40K
6. Drama and Theater Arts $40K
5. Social Work $39K
4. Human Services and Community Organizations $38K
3. Theology and Religious Vocations $38K
2. Early-Childhood Education $36K
1. Counseling and Psychology $29K

These do not include professional majors which require graduate degrees.

Source: Time magazine. To read further link here.

Of the 10 highest paying, the two that do not include “engineering” in their name, might as well, because they are natural science applied disciplines. All include a lot of work and study in college. They are not as popular as many other majors for that reason.

With regard to the 10 worst paying, my first inclination is that theology and religious vocations should have been disregarded and not included, because hardly anybody expects to make much money in those fields (unless one becomes a televangelist or mega-church preacher, but talented swindlers to make a lot of money whether they go to college or not). Regarding the health and medical preparatory programs, most of these areas doubtless require further study and training before one is employable other than for cleaning hospital bedpans and similar tasks, so its inclusion may be misleading.

A minuscule minority of artists can make a lot of money, but, like professional athletes, they must become superstars in order to have a sustainable career. As far as “social work” outside of the government, who’s hiring? I know of no private employer who has any use for sociology majors in that discipline (which, perhaps, is an oxymoronic term), save those with government contract or grants for studies that analyze the pecking order in whorehouses (there really was such a government funded study) or other such useful stuff. Regarding counseling and psychology, that generally requires a graduate degree in order to perform any clinical practice. Most of these majors do not require extremely rigorous work and study, consequently, they are more popular then the natural science-based disciplines.

Bottom line: If one wants to make a good salary with a bachelors degree that is sustainable throughout a entire career, they must study engineering of some kind.

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Pantyhose: Pretty Kinky

While I am not endorsing Rick Perry for President (I have no current favorite), thought I might share this piece from Wednesday, August 24, 2011 The Daily Beast.

Richard “Kinky” Friedman (of the late C&W band “The Texas Jewboys”) ran against Rick Perry for the Texas governorship in 2006. So would the singer and writer vote for him for president? “Hell, yes!” he says. The world’s most famous Jewish cowboy on why he wants to live in Rick Perry’s America. Here’s an excerpt.

“These days, of course, I would support Charlie Sheen over Obama. Obama has done for the economy what pantyhose did for foreplay. Obama has been perpetually behind the curve. If the issue of the day is jobs and the economy, Rick Perry is certainly the nuts-and-bolts kind of guy you want in there. Even though my pal and fellow Texan Paul Begala has pointed out that no self-respecting Mexican would sneak across the border for one of Rick Perry’s low-level jobs, the stats don’t entirely lie. Compared with the rest of the country, Texas is kicking major ass in terms of jobs and the economy, and Rick should get credit for that, just as Obama should get credit for saying “No comment” to the young people of the Iranian revolution.”

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“As a Jewish cowboy (or “Juusshh,” as we say in Texas), I know Rick Perry to be a true friend of Israel, like Bill Clinton and George W. before him. There exists a visceral John Wayne kinship between Israelis and Texans, and Rick Perry gets it. That’s why he’s visited Israel on many more occasions than Obama, who’s been there exactly zero times as president. If I were Obama I wouldn’t go either. His favorability rating in Israel once clocked in at 4 percent. Say what you will about the Israelis, but they are not slow out of the chute. They know who their friends are.”

Read Kinky’s entire essay in The Daily Beast” here

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Remaining To Be Seen

The headline “Lack of Grocery Stores Creates Unhealthy Food Desert in Southern Dallas” that graced The Dallas Morning News’s http://www.dallasnews.com/news/ (in print, pp. 1 & 28) front-page story today (August 28, 2011) is argumentative and misleading. The logic that the lack of something could create something else boggles the mind. The result of the lack of grocery stores in a neighborhood or area may be inconvenience, but the real question is what caused the lack.

Quite simply, the lack of grocery stores, meaning big-box types is a result of those stores’ headquarters management determining they cannot make a profit on stores in that neighborhood. The story alleges that supermarket chains use two main criteria – population and income – when deciding whether to open a store. I suppose that is true, but there surely is more to it. Not being privy to the marketing secrets of the various chains, I cannot say for sure what they are, but there are clues.

One is the availability of fast food in low income neighborhoods. They have no trouble making a profit. Why? Quite simply because it sells. Even though it has been deemed generally unhealthy by dietitians, it is calorie-wise a good value, and, of overriding importance, it tastes good. With fast-food available, many residents do not want to take the trouble to drive to a supermarket out of the neighborhood, but would they patronize one if they only had to travel a few blocks? Some would, I am sure, but enough to make it profitable?

A condition that had retarded the large grocery store entry into Southern Dallas was that nearly all of the area was dry; that is, sale of alcoholic beverages was not permitted. The supermarkets chains depend upon the sale of beer and wine to bolster, and in marginal stores make, profits. But the local option character of whether the sale of alcoholic beverages would be permitted created an odd patchwork of wet and dry areas. Municipalities, justice-of-the peace precincts, and whole counties – the boundaries of which often overlap – can decide the beverage laws in their bailiwicks.

In 2010, the City of Dallas held a local option election on whether to permit beer and wine sales for off-premises consumption (retail stores of all kinds) and, separately, to permit sale for on-premises consumption for all kinds of alcoholic beverages. The drive for calling the elections was spearheaded by several supermarket chains. One of their arguments was that sale of beer and wine would make it possible to open profitable stores in the then dry areas. This was opposed, and after it passed, legally challenged by a coalition of church leaders from Southern Dallas. Their argument was that of the prohibitionists from time past, with the added twist that the stores were seeking to prey upon the weaknesses of the poor people that lived in their neighborhoods. (As if their neighbors had any trouble driving to a wet area to obtain their favorite beverages, even though it was too great an imposition for them to drive that far to obtain fresh fruit and vegetables.) The challenge was supported by several liquor store chains; their entirely rational argument was that they could not make a profit competing with grocery store selling only beer and wine, when their distribution and business plan was the marketing of hard liquor, with beer and wine only ancillary.

As mentioned, the local option passed, and the challenge in the courts (based upon hypertechnical alleged defects in the enabling petition to bring the election) is likely to fail.

It is a fact that many grocers are now moving into Southern Dallas. A companion story in the News (p.29-A) confirms this trend. I believe it is a direct result of the removal of restrictions on beer and wine, although the News gave that aspect short-shrift. Free enterprise means being able to give the customers what they want free of unreasonable restrictions, and it works. Whether the populace served will take home fresh meat, fruits and vegetables along with their beer and wine, remains to be seen.

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Be Careful of What You Ask For

This past week a monument to Martin Luther King, Jr. was unveiled on the Mall. On Friday, Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson took the occasion to lament the continued lack of “economic justice” in this country. That term, along with the tiresome “social justice” shibboleth and others, have become ubiquitous among the left. There are even courses in major universities in the latter, as well as a degree offered by some. Well, such a degree may qualify one for a government job, but is about as useful as on in basket weaving to prepare a student for a productive career in any sector.

Any time you use an adjective with “justice” it becomes qualified and thus, diminished. There is no such thing as “social justice” or “economic justice” — only justice. It’s hard enough to come by as it is. Those who insist upon qualified justice make it impossible to obtain real, unqualified justice.

I posted the foregoing paragraph as a comment to Mr. Robinson’s essay, and received the following addition from another reader.

“My idea of economic justice is that stupid, lazy, undisciplined people are allowed to starve to death.

“My idea of social justice is that violent predatory thugs get the death penalty every time.”

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Napoleon’s Ghost

Recent discussions about tax policy, for example, Warren Buffett’s view that he and his rich friends should pay more, indicate that there is support for reforming the Internal Revenue Code.  Perhaps this could cut across partisan and ideological lines. The last major reform – in 1986 – was a bipartisan accomplishment, and it appears to have had beneficial effects. Unfortunately, federal tax policy has been used for just about everything other than primarily raising revenue. This was true even before the income tax was enacted in the early 20th Century. The history of the use of the tariff and excise taxes for protecting industries and discouraging certain activities began with the first Congress. The tariff caused the South Carolina Nullification Crisis in 1830, and a tax on whiskey led to an insurrection in Pennsylvania during George Washington’s Administration.
During my lifetime, the Tax Code has been used to woo special interests of all sorts. We all can doubtless come up with numerous examples. One thing for sure, it generally does benefit those members of the Aristocracy of Pull on K Street in our Nation’s Capital.
With so many citizens unhappy with the tax code, its complexity, and its disparate treatment of taxpayers, one wonders how it was enacted by our elected representatives without general protest. The late Ferdinand Lundberg (1905 – 1995), a journalist and economist with an engaging style of writing provided one of the best answers to that question in the chapter in his 1968 book The Rich and the Super-Rich entitled “The Great Tax Swindle.” I provide the following excerpt from that chapter. (Bear in mind that it is somewhat dated in its allusions, though not so in its essence.)
“When Jack Dempsey the world heavyweight boxing champion he went on an exhibition tour of the hinterland. As a feature, a goodly sum was offered to any man who could stay in the ring for three rounds with him. A certain region of the Tennessee hills the champion was challenged by the local strong man, who had beaten men for miles around in boxing and wrestling and who could bend iron bars with his bare hands. A large local crowd turned out at the arena to see the outside smart-aleck get a dose of real country medicine.
“‘Look out for this fellow, Jack. He’s awfully strong and could hurt you,’” said one of his handlers to the champion as they watch the strong-an jump into the ring.
“‘Watch him walk into my right,’” said the champion coolly, according to newspaper men who reported the event.
“Need one continue?
“As they squared off, the champion flatfooted, the strong-man suddenly rushed. The champion’s left glove slicked stingingly into his face and was instantly followed by a powerful right cross to the jaw. The strong-man, without ever having landed a blow, sank unconscious to the floor. The audience sat bewildered. They had just seen a champion against a novice.
“Dempsey figures in the story as the politician, the controlling element, and the strong-man symbolizes the people. The governmental method used by Dempsey was that of letting them come to you and then belting them.
“This method alone does not work with large groups. With them it is necessary to play either on their inherent divisiveness, or to divide them arbitrarily in order to rule. This Napoleonic method is well exemplified in the tax laws, which divide and subdivide the populace into many bits and shreds. It is Napoleonic because the general strategy of the little Corsican was to strike successfully each section of divided forces with his full, massed force.
“Government uses these methods, it should be noticed, when the public is reluctant or unwilling. Apart from taxation, it is used to good effect in conscription. Let us briefly examine it there in order to understand the tax outcome, which otherwise, in the absence of a hostile conquering force, is inexplicable.
“Most men are instinctively reluctant to serve in the armed forces, where one may be killed or maimed. We know this because, if they were not, all they would have to do is join at any of the many recruiting stations scattered around. Most of them must be ordered to serve.
“If, as in World War II, government wants some thirteen million men is obviously difficult to order them forward at once, risking the political ire of such a multitude. Again, government at no time possesses the manpower to force thirteen million to obey. The FBI, resourceful though it is, could hardly cope with the situation.
“The government here brings into play two tactics – Dempsey’s lethal punch and the doctrine of divide and rule.
“First, the government divides the manpower into classes – by ages and by marital and parental status. It then summons first those who are politically and psychologically weakest, the single youths age eighteen to twenty-one who don’t even have the vote. Excepting the few true-blue patriots and excitement hunters who rush to the recruiting offices, all others, thankfully feeling they have been excused from danger, cheer in approval and tell the bewildered youngsters they are only doing their patriotic duty; older men and women hurry off, like often criticized Germans, to better paying jobs in munitions plants. Next to be summoned are single man aged twenty-one to twenty-five, while married men approvingly urge the victims on. For the government gets much assistance from that part of the populace it is not at the moment corralling. Any of those who have shown strong signs of not wishing to go are shouted down by their fellow men, shamed. Some who have watched and cheered the process meanwhile have rushed off to get married to the first unattached female they could find; for the government, it seems it has a soft spot in its heart for married men – whom it is not calling.
“But now, with a considerable force in training under arms, the government has enough men to deal handily with any late-showing dawdlers. Moreover, the men under arms feel scant sympathy for those who have not been called. The conscript army would, in fact, relish an order to go and get them at bayonet point. As in a wrestling match, the weight has been shifted. Where at first the forward-thrust of weight was with those not called, who chivvied up the tender youths into service, this weight has now shifted to the youths under arms who now regard others as slackers and are ready to kill on command. The slackers are summoned – first the battle shy married man and then those stalwarts with children up to a dozen and beyond.
“On the battle line, finally, one finds single men eighteen to forty-five, and married men with a dozen more children – men wearing glasses, with fallen arches, flat feet, no teeth and leaky hearts. As the rule was finally explicated by the soldiers themselves in World War II, “If you can walk, you’re in.” They are now all, as soldiers themselves pronounced, “dogfaces,” nobodies. (They were that, too, in civilian life but didn’t know it.)
“Most of the populace initially acquiesced in this process because it seemed that somebody else was going to be soaked. On this basis they gave their full-hearted consent to the process of finally snared them.
“A similar technique is used with respect to the imposition of unfair taxes. For it always appears in reading the tax laws that somebody else is going to be soaked, or at least soaked more than the reader. Does it not clearly appear that some are going to be soaked up to perhaps 91 percent? On 1 million of income that is $910,000 leaving the bloody no good bastard only $90,000 or about twenty times too much. Three cheers for Congress!
“The tax laws divide people into many more groups then the conscription laws. There are, first the single, the married, the married with children and heads of household; next comes minor students, adults and persons over sixty-five. Those over sixty-five and retired and unretired, with and without income, blind or still with vision. But this is only the beginning. People are divided also according to sources of income. The basic divisions between earned and earned income, the latter of many varieties. But there is also taxable and nontaxable income, foreign and domestic income, etc.”
Could a tax of a certain percentage of all net income, without any deductions or credits for favored economic activities (or penalties for non-criminal disfavored ones), and beginning with a small percentage of the first dollar received, and graduated to a maximum of 20% or so gain some traction? Perhaps not. The Napoleonic principle is universal, I fear.
Cheers!
Bob Reagan
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Cruel Summer

105 degrees today!  15 or so shy of the record number from 1980.  Never got quite as hot, so far.

Here are some lyrics to ponder.

Hot summer streets
And the pavements are burning
I sit around
Trying to smile but
The air is so heavy and dry
Strange voices are saying
(What did they say)
Things I can’t understand
It’s too close for comfort
This heat has got
Right out of hand
It’s a cruel, cruel summer. . .

      — Bananarama, 1985

Hot town. Summer in the city.
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty. . .

     — The Lovin’ Spoonful, 1967

Let’s go down to the Sunset Grill
Watch the working girls go by
Watch the “basket people” walk around and mumble
And gaze out at the auburn sky
Maybe we’ll leave come springtime
Meanwhile, have another beer
What would we do without these jerks anyway?
Besides, all our friends are here …

     — Don Henley, c.1980

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A War Lost and Found

Here is an interesting essay by Allen Guelzo of Gettysburg College published in The American Interest.   Apropos because August 20, 1866 was the day President Andrew Johnson declared that the Civil War was over. Professor Guelzo is a historian and noted Civil War era expert.

http://www.the-american-interest.com/article.cfm?piece=1003

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New and Improved

Some of you expressed a wish to see others’ comments on my e-mail essays.  Since some have directed questions and comments that are personal to me and it’s not entirely clear whether they would want them shared, I decided to start using a blog regularly.  I had two previously, but posts were sporadic.  I have updated and now offer this one.  I have made some legacy posts of essays and other missives.  I will send notice of posts by e-mail to my list(s).

Suggestions for improvement of appearance are welcome, even if not always acted upon.

Bob

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Today’s Wall Street Journal reports some thoughts of Walter Russell Mead, Professor at Bard College and Yale University, on the “green job” movement. Although he professes to be a Democrat, Mead is one of the minority of academics who will from time to time land his spaceship in the real world. Now, I am all in favor of a cleaner environment, and believe free market technology will develop the means. But that is somewhat beside the point here, as Mead points out:

“It’s understandable and even forgivable that a political candidate would talk about green jobs on the hustings, especially when the Democratic Party is divided between job hungry blue collar workers and fastidious greens who break out in hives in the presence of coal. What worries me isn’t that the President’s team advised him to make a few speeches on this subject. . . . What worries me is that they didn’t understand that making something this bogus a central plank of his actual governing plan on an issue as vital as jobs would have serious costs down the road.

“Many liberals want green jobs to exist so badly that they don’t fully grasp how otherworldly and ineffectual this advocacy makes the President look to unemployed meat packers and truck drivers.

“Let me put it this way. A GOP candidate might feel a need to please creationist voters and say a few nice things about intelligent design. That is politics as usual; it gins up the base and drives the opposition insane with fury and rage. No harm, really, and no foul.

“But if that same politician then proposed to base federal health policy on a hunt for the historical Garden of Eden so that we could replace Medicare by feeding old people on fruit from the Tree of Life, he would have gone from quackery-as-usual to raving incompetence.”

Some time ago, a long-time friend expressed the opinion that the so-called religious right was really dangerous to the country. I believed then, and now, that is nonsense. There is little danger that we will become a theocracy; First Amendment jurisprudence is clear in that regard. No biologist or pharmaceutical manufacturer will use creation science or “intelligent design” as the underlying principle for developing products or methods in the face of the proven Darwinian theory of evolution. As far as the hypotheses of climate change, if the most strident of the doom sayers are right, there is not much we can do about it anyway, so let technology develop the means of coping with it.